thisisjustgreat:

PARTY LIKE THE PAST TWELVE MONTHS WEREN’T EMOTIONALLY CRIPPLING

Megan’s Ambulance Adventure, Third Time’s the Charm

So I took another ambulance ride on Tuesday. Lucky me. Why not add another $2,000 plus bill to my already drowning in debt self. I love it! Woo-fucking-hoo. On the kind of bright side, the EMTs were very nice and funny. They informed me of the road rage they have and kept the air light. One of them hit on me, sorta. The other told me he would give me his name to report him for sexual harassment. Overall except for the allergic reaction, I have to say that the ambulance ride was enjoyable.

iamstephanieandimperfect:

Dear person,

You should hire me because:

-I graduated college a few months ago, and “get a real job” is the next thing on my Life To-Do List.

-As stated above, I need a real job. And money to pay back all the money I borrowed from the Feds to pay for college (I graduated a few months ago, you…

bilesandthesourwolf:

Osric is a gift and I’m still upset about Kevin.

realhiphop2012:

cleophatrajones:

thetweetest:

They shot this 23ft, 1200kg crocodile after he killed 5 fellow villagers, Niger.

shite

where is the line drawn between “”“crocodile”“” and fucking dragon

realhiphop2012:

cleophatrajones:

thetweetest:

They shot this 23ft, 1200kg crocodile after he killed 5 fellow villagers, Niger.

shite

where is the line drawn between “”“crocodile”“” and fucking dragon

Why is it when I am not happy, I find a book to read.

befreemoncheri:

That book just happens to be just what I need.

I swear reading makes me a better person.

Chronic Illness Problems #159:

chronicillnessproblems:

When you’re too nauseous to take all your medications.

maquisleader:

It’s a million laughs around the Science Bros